Angelina's lips, Keira's cheekbones, Penelope's eyes...we all know what celebrity features we want to steal. And then there are the ones we'd throw back in the water. Since we've told you which stars plastic surgery patients are demanding, we thought we'd give you a round-up of the lazy eyes, jutting jaws, and bony noses that nobody in their right mind wants. If nothing else, you'll feel a little better about your own itsy-bitsy flaws.

EYES: Tori Spelling, Paris Hilton, Renee Zellweger
We say: Huge, lazy, and just plain squinty-these girls drew the short straw when it came to come-hither eyes. Tori Spelling's giant dark brown eyes are the sort you're more likely to see on a dog, only less cute and cuddly. She may not have inherited much of Daddy's money, but she definitely got his peepers! Speaking of heirheads, Paris Hilton's eyes seem to have the same work ethic she does: lazy. Ever notice how one is a bit wonky? That's not so hot. Oh, and that blue tint is fake; her natural eye color is brown. And much as we love Renee, her squinty almond-shaped eyes make her look like she just bit into a lemon.

EYES: Steve Buscemi, Jermaine Dupri, William H. Macy
We say: If you want to find creepy eyes, one need look no further than a Coen brothers film, where you'll find regular players Steve Buscemi and William H. Macy. Buscemi's bug eyes would look better on a lizard, while Macy's watery, childlike baby blues possess a bit of that serial killing doll factor. Dupri, the luckiest man on earth when it comes to women, got hit with googly eyes that seem to be pulled downward. Fortunately for him, Janet Jackson comes from a family known for their tolerance towards unsavory facial features.