Want to be famous? Let's see...you could post a YouTube video of you reciting Lady Macbeth's soliloquy in a bikini, streak naked down the 50-yard line during the Superbowl, or maybe even try to out-Sanjaya Sanjaya. Or, you could do what these "average Joes" did and just spend a fortune on countless extreme plastic surgeries that'll turn you into a walking Frankenstein. From cat ladies to real-life Ken dolls, these regular folks' bizarre plastic surgery obsession has earned them notoriety, jaw-dropping doctors' bills, and faces that only Joan Rivers could love.
Jenny Lee Austin housewife/aspiring actress Jenny Lee cites body dysmorphic disorder as the impetus behind the approximately 30 (and counting) cosmetic procedures she's undergone, including rhinoplasty, a lower eyelid lift, brow lift, Botox, liposuction, a full body lift, veneers, and breast, cheek, and lip implants-hey, everything is bigger in Texas. Jenny once offered CNN's Larry King this gnarly insight: "People don't realize how much they could appreciate taking a tissue and wrapping it around their finger and sticking it up their nose and being able to clean their nose out and I can't do that and so I have to take Q-tips everywhere I go so that I make sure that I can breathe out of my nose. Otherwise, I can only breathe out of my mouth. And I can't blow my nose because then, you know, it's a lot of blood and then it's stuck up all in there and I can't get it out and it's just a nightmare." Tell us about it, Jenny. Despite seeking therapy for her body issues, Jenny told TheInsiderOnline.com that "I'm a grown adult making my own decisions and I don't want anyone trying to tell me what to do."
Oh, and to any casting agents out there: Jenny-who lists winning an Oscar or Emmy as an objective on her personal website, TheJennyLee.com, and credits motorcycle riding as a job skill-is willing to alter her appearance, provided it's for a paid role in a feature film.
Miles Kendall Thought the world wasn't big enough for two Ken doll wannabes? Think again. Brit Miles Kendall-pal of Cindy Jackson-underwent two major operations that entailed rhinoplasty; a full face lift; chin, eye, cheek, and lip enhancement; lateral brow lift; cosmetic dentistry; and liposculpture. Since then, he's palled around with British pop stars and been featured on programs like "The Weakest Link" and "The Ricki Lake Show." Miles-who maintains a website, MilesKendall.moonfruit.com, as well as his good looks-clearly relishes his new life, as evidenced by this blog post: "Do I regret my make-over? Errr.... NO!! My life is so much more enriched because of it." To be fair, 39-year-old Miles does look better post-surgery, and compared to Steve Erhardt, he seems downright harmless.
Yep, I'm sure Burge's kids are real proud of their mama's assets. I just hope, for legal reasons, they prefer playing with stuffed animals. RealLifeBarbie.com, Sarah Burge's website, includes a photo gallery of Big Girl Barbie wearing outfits that would probably run a little small even on the original. These "art" pics range in price from 10-20 dollars. Widely considered to be the world's first TV ambassador for cosmetic surgery, Burge also advertises her plastic surgery consulting services to those want to feel worthy of renting a room in Barbie's Dream House. "I'm proud of the lifestyle decision I have made," Burge explains, "and prouder still of the results. And I would love it if my experiences encouraged other women to follow in my footsteps."
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