Paging Chandler Bing! Apparently some folks consider their nipples to be pretty useless. The solution? A nipple removal, of course! And we've got pics of the freaky aftermath.

Click over to see what a person without nipples looks like...

In this photo from Bizarre Magazine, a man reveals his nipple-free chest, which has been covered in tattoos. Interestingly enough, he seems to have created even larger faux-nipples with round black and red tats. Perhaps the original ones weren't big enough? Or maybe they were just getting in the way of his goal to tattoo every square inch of his body?

We may never know.