From the No-Duh Files: This just in! Jessica Simpson would consider plastic surgery. People.com reports that Harper's Bazaar unearthed this shocking confession during an interview with the starlet, who has already dabbled with lip injections.

Says Jessica, "Maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted. ... Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real. I love the bump in my nose. People have said that I've had things like a jaw replacement or implant or something. I'm photographed every day of my life and have never worn any bandages or anything, so how could that be right?" Oh, we believe you, Jessica. It's your kid sister Ashlee we don't buy.