They starred as lovebirds in "Sleepless in Seattle," "Joe Versus the Volcano," and "You've Got Mail," but judging from new photos of Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks, the only onscreen reunion fans can hope for is a film in which surgery-smooth Meg gets cast as Tom's daughter.

Though Tom has clearly aged - and handsomely so - in the 15 years since "Sleepless in Seattle" hit theaters, Meg appears to be looking younger by the second. She's also barely recognizable, thanks to a collagen-injected trout pout and an apparent Botoxed forehead that would make Nicole Kidman raise an eyebrow. You know, if she actually could.

It's hard to believe that Meg is 47 years old. Sure, she doesn't look a day over 35, but we have to say that the frozen face, fluffy mouth look is overkill.

Hoodia. Jenny Craig. Abs of Steel. From weight loss supplements and diet fads to "miracle" workouts and appetite-suppressing lip gloss, we've spent the better part of a century trying to unlock the secret to effective weight loss. Now comes news that it may have been right under our noses - since medieval times.

According to The Daily Mail, experts on medieval remedies in Britain are fighting to re-establish the ancient heath pea herb, which they predict will help curb obesity. And it wouldn't be the first time heath pea, which typically grows on heath land, has been used as a weight loss trick; it's said that King Charles used heath pea to his portly love interests in an effort to help them slim down. (How thoughtful!) Monks living in a monastery near Edinburgh, which is now being excavated, also used heath pea to suppress the appetite.

Explains medieval researcher Dr. Brian Moffat, "If you ate one of these pea-sized tubers you are meant to 'not eat, not want to eat and not miss eating for weeks and even in to months'. They were actually used as a measure to ward off hunger once crops had failed in the fields.

"We thought if this can ward off hunger for weeks in to months, and by all accounts they are otherwise innocuous, there are possibilities in this."

Moffat anticipates that the modern-day form of heath pea would be a slimming pill sold commercially.

Celebrities are known for living the extravagant lifestyle, but some of them have been accused of taking things a step too far when it comes to matters of the flesh. Removing ribs? Assaulting gerbils? Cryogenically freezing the body? Is this Hollywood, or “Tales from the Crypt”? Luckily we’ve got the 411 on 10 celebrity urban legends and the details on whether they’re false, or…ew…true.

Jamie Lee Curtis was Born a Man – Undetermined

Man, oh man, this is one whopper of a rumor. Word on the scene is that America’s Scream Queen may not be a queen at all. Although she’s known for her amazing rack, some say Jamie Lee Curtis was born a hermaphrodite, having allegedly been born with two X chromosomes and one Y. According to the rumor, the actress is physically all woman, but can’t have kids. But despite her stripping scene in “True Lies” some people still have doubts because of her somewhat masculine facial features. According to Nerve, Curtis has two kids who are adopted and she’s never discussed her “genital status.”

Marilyn Manson Removed a Rib – False

Beautiful people? We’re not so sure about that. This dark singer has been at the forefront of too many rumors to count. Perhaps the most notorious rumor is that Marilyn Manson had a rib removed to perform oral sex on himself, Ron Jeremy-style. Try not to throw up just yet—it’s just a rumor (phew). Anecdotage reported Manson saying, "People say that I removed my two bottom ribs so that I could perform oral sex on myself, but that's untrue," he explained. "The operation was far too expensive." Hey, at least he has a sense of humor about it…or is he serious?

I guess some junkies will shove anything up their noses! Rumor has it that Keith Richards snorted his dad’s ashes like it was a snowy pile of cocaine. After much back and forth on the validity of it, Richards reports that it’s indeed true! Apparently he denied that he snorted it with cocaine, telling The Guardian, “The cocaine bit was rubbish. I said I chopped him up like cocaine, not with.” Keith later confirmed in an interview on NME.com that the rest of the story was 100% straight up legit. “I pulled the lid off (my father's urn) and out comes a bit of dad on the dining room table,” he recounted. “I'm going, I can't use the brush and dustpan for this. What I found out is that ingesting your ancestors is a very respectable way of ...y'know, he went down a treat.”

Jennifer Lopez may be a diva, but this singer/actress likes to protect her assets, if you know what we mean. J.Lo allegedly insured her famous rear end for $1 billion! Now that’s an impressive behind. As amazing as her booty may be, though, the rumor is false. "I don't know where they got it from,” Jennifer said. “When I heard the story I thought it was very funny.” Hey, as she says, love don’t cost a thing—and apparently her butt doesn’t either.

As they said in “Scream,” you can only hear that Richard Gere gerbil story enough times before you start to believe it. Unfortunately (or fortunately, for the gerbil), it’s false. According to About.com, the rumor goes like this: “Richard Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with a foreign object lodged in his rectum. Some say Gere was alone when he arrived, others say he was accompanied by a friend (e.g., former love interest Cindy Crawford). In any case, an X-ray was taken and it was determined that the foreign object was a gerbil (either alive or dead, depending on who tells the story). Mr. Gere was rushed to surgery, where it took an entire team of doctors to extract the animal from his behind. When the gerbilectomy was done the medical team was sworn to secrecy — unsuccessfully, we must conclude — and Gere went on his merry way, suffering no permanent harm other than to his reputation. And while Gere himself has never confirmed nor denied it — nor, indeed, spoken of it directly at all — neither has any credible witness come forward in the twenty-odd years this story has been in circulation offering firsthand testimony to back it up.” One theory claims that Sylvester Stallone made up the rumor after the two had a fight. Must have been some fight.

This is one chilly rumor. Could the creator of Mickey Mouse really be cryogenically frozen? Yeah, we didn't think so. Upon Walt Disney's death from lung cancer, some die-hard fans believed he was frozen until they could find a cure for his ailment (uh, death?). According to FindaDeath.com, Disney is rumored to still be technically alive, though terminally ill and in a frozen state. That, however, is about as real as Mickey Mouse. Disney was actually cremated instead and his ashes were interred in a vault at Forest Lawn Cemetery.

Did we really have to write "false"? Sure, Bill Gates may rule the tech world, but he's far from sending us all into eternal hell fire. At best, Gates is either an evil genius (which is as close to the devil as he's getting) looking for a laugh or tech nerds have way too much time on their hands. We think the latter applies. Ego Mania sheds some light on how the devilish rumor got started: "Do you know that Bill Gates' REAL name is William Henry Gates III? Nowadays, he is known as Bill Gates (III) where "III" means the order of third (3rd). So, what's so eerie about this name? OK, if you take all the letters in Bill Gates III and then convert it in ASCII code (American Standard Code For Information Interchange) and then ADD up all the numbers...you will get 666, which is the number of the beast!!! Coincidence? Maybe, but take WINDOWS 95 and do the SAME procedure and you will get 666 too! And the same goes for MS-DOS 6.31! Are you sure this is not a coincidence?" Mmmm, we're pretty sure. Somehow we doubt that the devil would spend his time on earth hanging out with computer nerds and doling out millions to charities.

Apparently Jackie wasn't the only person in his family to fly over the cuckoo's nest. Just like some backwoods hillbilly story, Jack Nicholson's sister is actually his mother. Holy Jerry Springer! Let Life In reports the whole torrid story: "When Jack was 37, in 1974, he found out something that changed his life - the woman he thought was his sister was actually his mother. Jack's "sister" June was 17 and a dancer and showgirl with the famous Earl Carroll Dancers. She had an affair with a 27-year-old man and got pregnant. The man was not yet divorced from his first wife so he couldn't marry her. (However, he paid off some officials, committed bigamy and married her anyway, thereby saving her from what was at that time, shame and humiliation). June's mother, Ethel, was understandably upset and took matters into her own hands. June was sent to her cousins in New York where she would carry and give birth. She then returned to Neptune, New Jersey where they lived and it was agreed that Ethel, Jack's grandmother, would raise the child as her own. No one would know. So Jack was raised by his grandmother, thinking she was his mother and that his actual mother was his older sister. Whoever knew, kept the secret. The truth hit him hard. By the time Jack found out, both his mother and grandmother had died." And you thought your family had issues.

In a list of movie stars we'd like to see in a porno, Barbra Streisand comes in at about, oh, #5,080. But according to the gossip mill, Babs may have beaten us to the punch, as she's rumored to have starred in a porno early in her career. Guess the mirror really does have two faces. Whispers Celebrity Rumors, "Apparently the flick is an original in 8mm, and Miss Streisand's face is clearly recognizable in several scenes. It features her having "romantic" sex with a male partner on a sofa." King Web reports that a very verklempt Babs tried to track down the porno in question to see what the fuss was about. The final verdict? "The actress in the film in question bares a striking resemblance to Barbra -- except in the hands," the site says. "Streisand has gleefully pointed out that the fingers of the hands that grab the leading actor's manhood are short and stubby. As we all know, Streisand's fingers are very long and very bony." Yes, and her hands are like buttah.

Tupac Shakur's former label maybe be called Death Row, but is this presumably deceased rapper still alive and kicking? Many fans speculate that Tupac's death was a conspiracy and that he's still breathing to this day. According to Icubed.com, there are many theories as to why he's not in rapper heaven. For example: One week after Tupac's death over 1,000 people called the cops in Haiti and said that they saw Tupac there; Tupac died on Friday the 13^th; the white Cadillac containing the gunmen passed an entourage of Tupac's boys, many of them bodyguards, and no one chased them and there are no witnesses; Tupac changed his artist name to Makaveli, an Italian war strategist who thought about faking his own death to fool his enemies; and many more. Check out this complete list for more eerie theories.

They say there are no small actors, only small parts. We’d beg to differ. While some celebrities tip the scale—see our list here—others barely register in the manhood area…if you know what we mean. Check out our round-up of the top 10 male celebs that act like big guys but underneath it all are really just wee-men.

He may have snagged two of the hottest women in Hollywood but this screen god is keeping a secret…below the belt. Brad Pitt may be a baby-making machine these days but back when he dated actress Juliette Lewis, things weren’t always looking up. According to Famecrawler.com, Juliette was “jamming with her band at a bar in Seattle when a nosy patron asked how Brad was in the sack. Juliette was reportedly stunned silent for a moment, but then recovered to say ‘he was no BIG deal, if you know what I mean!’” What a waste!

This British hottie can’t seem to keep it in his trousers…although apparently there isn’t a lot to play with. Jude Law has been caught with his pants down on many occasions but this time, we got proof. Jude was visiting his mother in France and changed into a bathing suit in full view of the pap. According to TheSuperficial.com, one “unimpressed” publicist told “Page Six” that "he's no Tommy Lee, that's for sure.” Apparently an e-mail with the photos were being forwarded around the offices of Women's Wear Daily under the headline "Jude in the Nude in France," and accompanied by a not-so-subtle dig at Law's loins: "Ha!" Jude’s rumored to be hung at only an inch and a half…but like Posh says, that extra half an inch counts!

Eight Mile? Ha! We know they aren’t talking about Eminem’s penis. This big mouth rapper may have a lot to say but his wife/ex-wife/wife/ex-wife Kim Mathers thinks he doesn’t have a lot to show. According to The Evil Beet, Kim said, "He's not very well-endowed.” She also confessed that sex with him is “bad.” “If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work," Kim says. Harsh! Eminem took the high road for once saying, "It's a shame that I've moved on and Kim hasn't. Her ongoing press campaign is doing nothing but harm to the children, and for that I feel truly sorry. For their sake I wish she would stop." Does that sound like a denial to you?

Before Ashton Kutcher was Mr. Demi Moore, he was dating actress Brittany Murphy. Although they never tied the knot, they faked it in their movie Just Married. Just like the movie, their relationship bombed…but could it have been because of Ashton’s punch line below the belt? While Brittany was on “The David Letterman Show” she mocked Ashton’s relationship with Moore and his wee little member, musing, "I suppose the crux of their relationship basically means to him that age doesn't matter and to her that size doesn't matter." Perhaps thinking she went too far, she back-peddled, saying, "Kidding, I'm just kidding, he was always a huge Bruce Willis fan." Ouch!

The not-so-good-looking British radio personality Chris Evans may have bedded the likes of Geri Halliwell and singer/actress Billie Piper (his ex-wife), but that doesn’t mean he has a secret weapon down below. The red-headed lothario has confessed to the world that he’s lacking in the manhood department, which he calls “the ginger prince.” As Ask Men reports, “His fears were further worsened recently when he saw an anatomical diagram of the male body complete with a sizeable penis while he was visiting his mother in [the] hospital. He said: ‘I love those diagrams - they reassure me and remind me how incredible a human being is as a machine. They're beautiful. The only thing that worries me is that whenever I see one of those male anatomical diagrams I assume it is an average male. I looked at his phallus and thought, if that's average then I'm in trouble. The ginger prince is coming in a poor third.’" At least he’s modest.

Like father, like son isn’t always the case. Although his papa Julio Iglesias is rumored to have bed over 3,000 women and is a legendary lover, Enrique Iglesias may not be up to snuff. Admitting that he has a small penis, Enrique confessed that that is the one thing he’d change about his body stating, “I’d change my penis if I could. It’s way, way, way too small.” According to The Sun, though, girlfriend Anna Kournikova has said that a larger penis “wouldn’t make a difference.” But Enrique takes it in stride, joking to EntertainmentWise that, "The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience. Hopefully people won't be ashamed when I step forward. I've had many [embarrassing sexual experiences], but I'll have to say when alcohol kills the romance - in fact, when alcohol kills everything, if you know what I mean.” Yes, Enrique, we know what you mean.

How can anyone forget Danny Bonaduce’s embarrassing naked photo at the San Francisco Erotic Conference? This roid-rager proved that drugs definitely don’t do a body good. After his laughable johnson flash, Danny tried to do some damage control on Adam Corolla’s radio show, talking about posing nude “to prove his ‘love muscle’ isn't so tiny,” GabbyBabble dishes. “Apparently Danny is bothered about it and argues that the unflattering photograph is what makes his penis look so tiny.” And just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, PopCrunch reports that Danny is in fact scheduled to appear naked in the March 2008 issue of Penthouse. Can we get a collective “ew!”?

It seems that the “King of All Media” isn’t the king in the bedroom. Despite his tall form, Howard Stern refers to his pecker as a “raisin” (try not to puke up your raisin bran). Guess his movie “Private Parts” wasn’t about his manhood—just take a look at this snippet from the script: “And then I hit puberty. That made things worse because my penis never got any bigger. Hey, seriously, these guys had rhinoceros penises... huge. You know, I've heard black men complain that they're unfairly stereotyped. Man, I'd love to have a stereotype like that. Now, because I had such a minuscule schlonger.” Howard later held a Smallest Penis in America contest—hey, misery does love company.

Apparently, Johnny Knoxville has a wee-man of his own, but hey, we’re just surprised it wasn’t ripped off years ago during one of his “Jackass” stunts. Ask Men quotes Johnny saying, “I have a penis like an egg in a nest. It looks like a light switch. Seriously. A f**king light switch. Pontius has his penis out all the time. He's got a sweet one! Hey, if you've got it, flaunt it!" As of recent news though, Johnny may not have anything to flaunt; he recently got attention for an alleged stunt gone wrong in which he ended up with a pair of bloody trousers. According to Johnny, you’ll have to watch to see what happens.

Rock god Mick Jagger has a small stinger? Who would have thought? Maybe it’s from all those years in skin-tight leather pants, but it seems that this Rolling Stone will try anything just for a bigger bulge. According to AZ Central, Jagger reportedly tried to enlarge his penis by letting bees sting it. The Rolling Stones front man, whose “small penis” was mocked by former lover Janice Dickinson, covered his penis with bees so the stings would swell it – which sounds like a really, really terrible idea. Dickinson wasn’t the only one taking potshots at his pee-pee; Jagger was furious when Richards commented that Jagger had "huge balls, small c**k." According to Contact Music, a livid Jagger confronted Richards in his hotel room over the catty remarks.

Vanessa Williams doesn't just play a Botox fanatic on TV - she's a real-life user too. And unlike most other celebs who keep mum on their cosmetic procedures, Williams isn't afraid to dish about her beauty secrets.

Chatting with Barbara Walters for her Oscar special, the "Ugly Betty" star raves about wrinkle fillers, gushing, "I certainly do use Botox, which I definitely think that almost every woman that I know has imbibed. And it's a miracle drug - no cutting, nothing - and I love it!"

Wilhelmina Slater would definitely approve.

Over the hill? We don’t think so. These 40-something starlets have made looking young look easy. Check out our list of Top 10 Hottest Female Celebrities Over 40 who put babes half their age to shame, and get the dirt on whether their youthful good looks are natural or plastic-surgeon-provided.

They don’t call Elle MacPherson “The Body” for nothing. Still, this down unda beauty claims to be all natural (don’t you just hate her?). According to Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery, Elle stated, “It hasn't occurred to me to intervene with the course of nature to date. I have a strong aversion to putting anything artificial inside my body. I don't even take aspirin."

Hey, whatever works!

Perhaps being married to someone almost half her age keeps Demi Moore young…yeah, right. We all know this actress’s secret to eternal youth: Demi is rumored to have spent almost half a million dollars on plastic surgery. Feeling the pressure of Hollywood, Demi reportedly underwent a head to toe (or knee) makeover for her role in Charlie’s Angels. The Daily Mail reports that Demi had breast implants, collagen injections and liposuction on her hips, thighs and stomach, and she had a procedure to lift the sagging skin on her knees.

Unfortunately, except for keeping her cutie hubby Ashton Kutcher interested, it hasn’t done her much good. Says Demi, "It's been a challenging few years, being the age I am. Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don't know what to do with me. I am not 20. Not 30. There aren't that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don't have much substance, other than being someone's mother or wife."

A natural glowing beauty from the inside out, will this mom-to-be get some work done after she pops her baby out? Not likely. According to Female First, Halle Berry called anyone who opts for a little retouching “insane.” She added that “It's like a slippery slope - once you start you pull one thing one way and think ‘God, I've got to do the other side.’ There is this plastic, copycat look evolving and that's frightening me."

Guess Halle’s choosing to forget those rumors that she herself has had a nose job. Really, though, what’s frightening us lately is that Shirley Temple hairstyle she’s been sporting – though that’s pretty much the only thing we can find fault with on this gorgeous gal.

What lies beneath? We bet it’s a little Botox…shhh! Although not opposed to plastic surgery, Michelle Pfeiffer claims she isn’t ready just yet. Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery reported that the pushing-50 actress has said, “When I’m rested, I look pretty darn OK. I can hold off on that facelift for another few years. [But] when I’m feeling weary, then I think, maybe I better make that appointment.”

In the meantime, we think she looks pretty darn fantastic, surgery or not.

Apparently not even the stress of your best friend stealing your husband can age this “Melrose Place” hottie. Looking good is the best revenge, after all. Although we suspect Heather Locklear’s had some work done, she’s keeping her lips tight…and plump.

She told Allure, "I think [plastic surgery] is great! Especially since I'm at an age now where all my friends talk about it. No one's done it yet, but it's all they talk about: 'What do you think? Should I do it?' I go, 'You're not going to get a face-lift, not yet.' It's a little scary, too, because I think the big-boobs-and-big-lips look is kind of dated now—a little '80s, not too sophisticated.”

But Locklear admits that she sometimes she toys with the thought of getting rid of her slight turkey gobble. Don’t bother, Heather, you’ve already dropped the turkey—ahem, Richie.

Dating a cancer survivor, getting dumped, and then getting cancer herself can’t bring this songstress down. And don’t expect plastic surgery to be Sheryl Crow’s “greatest mistake” anytime soon either…especially on her small bits. She told Star Pulse, "What's wrong with being a flat-chested girl? I think boys should feel good about the option of dating a girl who doesn't have big boobs! The plastic surgery thing is probably not my bag, ever."

We can tell all this gal wants to do is have some fun and soak up the sun…sans any nips and tucks. Thankfully, she doesn’t need any!

This cougar’s younger hubby is keeping this actress youthful the natural way…literally! According to Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery, David Arquette has banned his wife from having plastic surgery. Although Court is ready for a few tucks, David isn’t having it. But there is one thing she can’t stand about her body: "I have a permanent baby belly after having Coco and I have issues with getting older. I obsess over the changes. David has a huge problem with surgery, but I don't."

We say ditch the husband and get the surgery if you really want it (not that you need it, girl). Although we’re sure chasing after two kids (cough, David, cough) keeps Courteney Cox looking young, too!

She may be Miss Congeniality, but this beauty queen insists on aging naturally. Glamour asked Sandra Bullock if she’d even consider plastic surgery, to which she adamantly responded, “I wouldn’t do it. Period. You won’t find one woman in our family, not a one, who would consider plastic surgery, and I’m telling you, I have a family of the sexiest, smartest, funniest, most beautiful set of women. As my 80-year-old Aunt Luddy says, ‘If you’re 80, and you live your life like you’re 80, then you’ll look 80. If you’re 80, and you live your life like you’re 50, then you’ll look 50.’ Aunt Luddy looks 45. I’m not saying, I don’t condone plastic surgery. But if you do it, then do it well, make sure you come out looking like yourself. You’re comfortable being put under a knife and being disemboweled? Great!”

She may have been Unfaithful, but this beautiful actress doesn’t have anything to apologize for. Of plastic surgery, she tells More, "I don't feel that apologetic yet. I feel like you're apologizing if you have plastic surgery, apologizing for nature and history and experience. I take comfort that aging happens to everybody. It's part of life. Aging offers great lessons in dignity, since the indignity wins in the end. Yes, it bothers me when I have lines or puffiness or droops. But it connects me with the human race. Like weather bringing people together, aging brings people together."

With a body like that (not to mention a hottie husband like Josh Brolin), who cares?

No, Elizabeth Hurley hasn’t made a pact with the devil, but we suspect she’s made one with her plastic surgeon. Hurley says that she hasn’t had any Botox yet, but thinks it may be time. “I haven’t had anything done yet,” she claims. “Look I’m frowning. I don’t have anything in my face. But I would never rule it out.”

Despite being “natural” in her face, Make Me Heal speculates that she’s had lipo and a breast augmentation. And it definitely looks like she had Botox and perhaps some lip collagen done, whether she wants to admit it or not. Forget diamonds—denial is a girl’s best friend!