Hearing that British glamour model Jordan (aka Katie Price) is getting breast implants isn't exactly news; that woman's been stitched up more times than Frankenstein. What's shocking, however, is that the notoriously top-heavy celeb is downsizing her famous breasts. In other news, Hitler is making snow angels in hell.

"My breasts have gone saggy after three children, so I want them perked up and made smaller," Jordan told Reveal about this fourth breast procedure. "They'll still be big, but not as big and I'm going to go for the fake, American-style boob-job. I really love that."

Jordan reveals that the new breasts are a "surprise" gift for husband Peter Andre...but won't he be disappointed to lose his favorite toys?