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By Mara Levy Published: 2007-12-10 19:54
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Do you have perfect breasts?Do you have perfect breasts?

The Formula for Perfect Breasts

By Erin Donnelly
Published: Thursday, September 27, 2007 - 20:20

When it comes to breasts, it's easy to turn into Goldilocks. Pamela Anderson? Too in-your-face. Kate Hudson? Too tiny. Vivica Fox? Too ripply. Halle Berry? Just right.

Victoria Beckham (left) and model Caprice BourretVictoria Beckham (left) and model Caprice Bourret



But what if there was an exact science to determine the elusive "perfect breast"? As The Daily Mail reports, cosmetic surgeon Patrick Malluci claims to have found the crucial formula for just that. Dr. 90210, meet Albert Einstein.

Malluci, who planned to present his lecture "Concepts in Design for Breast Augmentation" in London this week, scoured men's magazines and newspapers for revealing photos of women (tough job) in order to "formulate his theory." His findings? Superior breasts have nipples that point slightly up, with a bottom half that is a bit larger than the top.

"I studied a wide variety of photographs of the most popular topless models to work out the various proportions they had in common and what made those particular features attractive," Malluci says. "These findings allowed me to form a template around which to plan a breast augmentation, and set a standard of aesthetics. Obviously personal interpretation and expression has to be accounted for, but this has allowed me to develop a template that I have been using successfully for some time."

Malluci cites international model Caprice Bourret as having perfect breasts; Victoria Beckham's round spheres made his worst list.

Don't you love it when science gets sexy?

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Looking natural is the key.

By Jon (not verified) - Thursday, September 27, 2007 - 22:55

Looking natural is the key. If it's fake then it must look like any other pair of hot boobs and not bulging all over like Beckam's.

I agree.

By Donald (not verified) - Friday, September 28, 2007 - 03:48

I agree to you putting up more pics of the best. Then after much research and comparison maybe I can come up with a conclusion. ;)

Those are nice alright. I

By Mike Robinson (not verified) - Friday, September 28, 2007 - 12:37

Those are nice alright. I wonder if my wife would agree to get some breast implants..