Some of the biggest boobs in Hollywood don't necessarily belong to women. Sadly, some male stars have let themselves go and sprouted the dreaded man boobs (where's a "Bro" when you need one?). On the bright side, we can still count on a few more disciplined fellas to show off the sculpted pecs that we all drool over. In this round-up of the best and worst male chests in town, you'll discover who's got the goods and who's got more cleavage than a party at the Playboy Mansion.

Looks like former cutie/heirhead/"Firecrotch" attacker Brandon Davis has entered his Fat Elvis stage. His newly bloated physique has let him with saggy, pathetic-looking man boobs and it's clear that he's not too happy about it. Surely he can afford to do something about it?

What is wrong with picture #3? Could it be that Harrison Ford's chest is ten times the size of his lady love Calista Flockhart's? That's a tough pill to swallow. Harrison's going to need to hit the gym if he's going to wow audiences in the next Indiana Jones flick. They're called push-ups, guy.

Oh, Kurt. Is it time to pay a visit to Victoria's Secret? This onetime action hero used to send women's temperatures rising; now he's just a pasty blob that is in desperate need of a personal trainer, some self-tanner, and maybe even some liposuction.

Talk about no lifeguard on duty. This former "Baywatch" beach god has clearly let himself go, judging by his flabby man boobs and-ick-gray chest hair. David, what happened?

Danny Zucco, we hardly knew ye. With his incredibly fake hair transplants, pasty complexion, and saggy chest, John Travolta is definitely not someone we'd want some "Summer Lovin'" with. In fact, he makes us want to stay out of the water entirely.

ICE-T

It's one thing to marry a woman with supersized breasts. It's another thing entirely to have them yourself. Ice-T should get a citation for flashing knockers that large; why is it okay for him to expose his chest and not a flat-chested girl like Kate Hudson? We're calling the ACLU.

So what do we think, C cup? D cup? One thing's for sure-Jack Nicholson needs some major support in his chest area (or, ahem, some lipo). Strangely enough, this beached whale look hasn't stopped him from scoring some of the skinniest women in Hollywood. Somebody please hand him a shirt!

Ack! What a difference a couple of decades and a career change makes. The Governator has traded in his glistening pecs for lifeless, sad-looking, gray-fur-covered man boobs. But we always knew he was a breast man.

The Weasel isn't so skinny anymore. Luckily for Pauly Shore, his girlfriend doesn't seem to mind a little spread-out chest flap, though we'd prefer it if he threw on a t-shirt. But wait until she watches Bio-Dome!

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THE BEST OF THE CHESTS

JOSH DUHAMEL

Okay, there is no excusing that hideous (albeit nicely skimpy) swimsuit, but we'll forgive Josh Duhamel because his pecs are mighty fine. Here's a prime example of a guy that looks perfectly toned without overdoing it at the gym. He's a lean, mean loving machine. Unfortunately, he's Fergie's lean, mean loving machine.

What is it with hot guys and tacky swimwear? Ricky Martin makes the best of a bad Speedo with his ripped body and nicely curved pectoral muscles. Again, it's not about inflated muscles; we like the sculpted, firm bods that don't scream steroids and baby oil. Gay, straight, who cares? This Menudo boy has a body we can all appreciate.

This British actor played a serial killer in American Psycho, but oh, what a way to go. And now that's he's the new (and improved) Batman, he's buffer than ever. No wonder women are suddenly into comic book flicks.

Jake Gylenhaal needs to make better film choices. Why strut around in Western shirts when you've got these babies lurking underneath? We suggest Jake fire his agent and concentrate on roles that highlight his best "talents." The theaters will be packed with appreciative women.

There's a reason why Troy was like porn for women, and Eric Bana is a big part of it. This Aussie hunk is packing some hot, well-defined pecs and proves that he's still doing push-ups even though he's pushing 40. Yum.

He may come off as a tool in person, but we prefer to think of Jared Leto as the quietly seductive Jordan Catalano, and this shirtless picture helps us do just that. We can't pass up this lean, muscular look. Now if he can just keep his mouth shut.

Looks like Nick Cannon's never met a bench press he didn't like, and all we want to know is whether or not he's hiring any new spotters. We'd love to get up close and personal with those muscles.

Two words: Hubba hubba. It's not just his toned pecs-Ryan Reynolds is an all-around paragon of physical perfection. His personal trainer deserves a raise, and we need a cold shower.

You don't get these kind of pecs by sitting on the couch and watching TV. And those abs defy description. Whatever Tyrese is doing, it's clearly working. Keep it up (please).