They say there are no small actors, only small parts. We’d beg to differ. While some celebrities tip the scale—see our list here—others barely register in the manhood area…if you know what we mean. Check out our round-up of the top 10 male celebs that act like big guys but underneath it all are really just wee-men.

He may have snagged two of the hottest women in Hollywood but this screen god is keeping a secret…below the belt. Brad Pitt may be a baby-making machine these days but back when he dated actress Juliette Lewis, things weren’t always looking up. According to Famecrawler.com, Juliette was “jamming with her band at a bar in Seattle when a nosy patron asked how Brad was in the sack. Juliette was reportedly stunned silent for a moment, but then recovered to say ‘he was no BIG deal, if you know what I mean!’” What a waste!

This British hottie can’t seem to keep it in his trousers…although apparently there isn’t a lot to play with. Jude Law has been caught with his pants down on many occasions but this time, we got proof. Jude was visiting his mother in France and changed into a bathing suit in full view of the pap. According to TheSuperficial.com, one “unimpressed” publicist told “Page Six” that "he's no Tommy Lee, that's for sure.” Apparently an e-mail with the photos were being forwarded around the offices of Women's Wear Daily under the headline "Jude in the Nude in France," and accompanied by a not-so-subtle dig at Law's loins: "Ha!" Jude’s rumored to be hung at only an inch and a half…but like Posh says, that extra half an inch counts!

Eight Mile? Ha! We know they aren’t talking about Eminem’s penis. This big mouth rapper may have a lot to say but his wife/ex-wife/wife/ex-wife Kim Mathers thinks he doesn’t have a lot to show. According to The Evil Beet, Kim said, "He's not very well-endowed.” She also confessed that sex with him is “bad.” “If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work," Kim says. Harsh! Eminem took the high road for once saying, "It's a shame that I've moved on and Kim hasn't. Her ongoing press campaign is doing nothing but harm to the children, and for that I feel truly sorry. For their sake I wish she would stop." Does that sound like a denial to you?

Before Ashton Kutcher was Mr. Demi Moore, he was dating actress Brittany Murphy.  Although they never tied the knot, they faked it in their movie Just Married. Just like the movie, their relationship bombed…but could it have been because of Ashton’s punch line below the belt? While Brittany was on “The David Letterman Show” she mocked Ashton’s relationship with Moore and his wee little member, musing, "I suppose the crux of their relationship basically means to him that age doesn't matter and to her that size doesn't matter." Perhaps thinking she went too far, she back-peddled, saying, "Kidding, I'm just kidding, he was always a huge Bruce Willis fan." Ouch!

The not-so-good-looking British radio personality Chris Evans may have bedded the likes of Geri Halliwell and singer/actress Billie Piper (his ex-wife), but that doesn’t mean he has a secret weapon down below. The red-headed lothario has confessed to the world that he’s lacking in the manhood department, which he calls “the ginger prince.” As Ask Men reports, “His fears were further worsened recently when he saw an anatomical diagram of the male body complete with a sizeable penis while he was visiting his mother in [the] hospital. He said: ‘I love those diagrams - they reassure me and remind me how incredible a human being is as a machine. They're beautiful. The only thing that worries me is that whenever I see one of those male anatomical diagrams I assume it is an average male. I looked at his phallus and thought, if that's average then I'm in trouble. The ginger prince is coming in a poor third.’" At least he’s modest.

Like father, like son isn’t always the case. Although his papa Julio Iglesias is rumored to have bed over 3,000 women and is a legendary lover, Enrique Iglesias may not be up to snuff. Admitting that he has a small penis, Enrique confessed that that is the one thing he’d change about his body stating, “I’d change my penis if I could. It’s way, way, way too small.” According to The Sun, though, girlfriend Anna Kournikova has said that a larger penis “wouldn’t make a difference.”  But Enrique takes it in stride, joking to EntertainmentWise that, "The next product I'm gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience. Hopefully people won't be ashamed when I step forward. I've had many [embarrassing sexual experiences], but I'll have to say when alcohol kills the romance - in fact, when alcohol kills everything, if you know what I mean.” Yes, Enrique, we know what you mean.

How can anyone forget Danny Bonaduce’s embarrassing naked photo at the San Francisco Erotic Conference? This roid-rager proved that drugs definitely don’t do a body good. After his laughable johnson flash, Danny tried to do some damage control on Adam Corolla’s radio show, talking about posing nude “to prove his ‘love muscle’ isn't so tiny,” GabbyBabble dishes. “Apparently Danny is bothered about it and argues that the unflattering photograph is what makes his penis look so tiny.” And just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, PopCrunch reports that Danny is in fact scheduled to appear naked in the March 2008 issue of Penthouse. Can we get a collective “ew!”?

It seems that the “King of All Media” isn’t the king in the bedroom. Despite his tall form, Howard Stern refers to his pecker as a “raisin” (try not to puke up your raisin bran). Guess his movie “Private Parts” wasn’t about his manhood—just take a look at this snippet from the script: “And then I hit puberty. That made things worse because my penis never got any bigger. Hey, seriously, these guys had rhinoceros penises... huge. You know, I've heard black men complain that they're unfairly stereotyped. Man, I'd love to have a stereotype like that. Now, because I had such a minuscule schlonger.” Howard later held a Smallest Penis in America contest—hey, misery does love company.

Apparently, Johnny Knoxville has a wee-man of his own, but hey, we’re just surprised it wasn’t ripped off years ago during one of his “Jackass” stunts. Ask Men quotes Johnny saying, “I have a penis like an egg in a nest. It looks like a light switch. Seriously. A f**king light switch. Pontius has his penis out all the time. He's got a sweet one! Hey, if you've got it, flaunt it!" As of recent news though, Johnny may not have anything to flaunt; he recently got attention for an alleged stunt gone wrong in which he ended up with a pair of bloody trousers. According to Johnny, you’ll have to watch to see what happens.

Rock god Mick Jagger has a small stinger? Who would have thought? Maybe it’s from all those years in skin-tight leather pants, but it seems that this Rolling Stone will try anything just for a bigger bulge. According to AZ Central, Jagger reportedly tried to enlarge his penis by letting bees sting it. The Rolling Stones front man, whose “small penis” was mocked by former lover Janice Dickinson, covered his penis with bees so the stings would swell it – which sounds like a really, really terrible idea. Dickinson wasn’t the only one taking potshots at his pee-pee; Jagger was furious when Richards commented that Jagger had "huge balls, small c**k." According to Contact Music, a livid Jagger confronted Richards in his hotel room over the catty remarks.