Too Faced Fuze Slenderize Guilt Free Gloss The Appetite-Suppressing Lip Smacker: Too Faced FUZE Slenderize Guilt Free Gloss
Published: Tuesday, January 29, 2008 - 19:17
Diet pills are okay and all, but do they give your lips a shiny, irresistibly kissable polish? Didn’t think so. Thankfully, FUZE Slenderize Guilt Free Gloss, the latest product from beauty brand Too Faced, does. But is lip-smacking lip gloss that whittles your waist line too good to be true?
Inspired by FUZE energy drinks and boasting the mantra “Always on the lips, never on the hips,” the glosses come in high-gloss shades like Blueberry Raspberry, Strawberry Melon, and Dragon Fruit Lime. After swiping your pucker, those fruity flavors may be the closest you get to food for a while, as the gloss is infused with ingredients designed to curb the appetite and boost energy. Should your stomach start growling, either lick your lips or add another coat.
Bonus: Getting your pudgy boyfriend to inadvertently lose that beer gut after a few intense make-out sessions.