Is it possible to sip yourself skinny? According to Cornelia Essentials, the elite skincare brand tied to Manhattan’s celeb-frequented Cornelia Day Resort, it is.

The brand has unveiled a new collection of drinking and soaking teas, including one designed to fight cellulite. We’ll drink to that! 

The Cellulite Reduction herbal brew contains white tea and thyme to purify and detoxify the body, plus fennel, parsley root and juniper to tone the skin. It all combines to cleanse to body of toxins and other unwanted visitors like cellulite—although sipping it along with a big fat buttery scone may not help your cause. 

There’s also a Slimming Drinking Tea, which essentials flushes out the system thanks to a hardy blend of dandelion root, corn silk, European white birch and senna leaves. Word to the wise: This is designed to “stimulate the bowels,” so don’t sip it while you’re meeting your boyfriend’s parents for the first time.  

Each tea comes in a canister containing 35-71 servings for $24—certainly a lot cheaper than your gym membership.