A woman desiring larger breasts could take out a loan, max out her credit card, or start saving her pennies to pay for implants. Nahhhhh. Why bother with budgets when a generous sugar daddy is just a mouse click away? Yes, Virginia, there is a MyFreeImplants.com.

The concept behind MyFreeImplants is brilliantly seedy: pair image-focused women in need with men with a little cash to burn online. Women seeking a bankroll for their breast implants are invited to create an online profile with a bio, photos (the sexier the better), and a statement about any cosmetic surgery goals. They can also communicate online with potential "benefactors" - similar to an online dating service - and can even send personalized photos and sell any personal items they consider, ahem, marketable. Something tells us these items aren't anything you'd find on Ebay.

For their part, "benefactors" purchase credits (as low as $1.20) or pay for membership that comes with the ability to search through profiles and send communications. Should a gold-hearted fellow find a worthy cause, he (or she) can directly donate towards that woman's surgery. Everybody's happy, though whether or not Daddy Warbucks gets to see the finished product up close and personal is anyone's guess.

While the site is sure to ruffle some feathers, MyFreeImplants professes a nobler goal than just pimping out women's breasts. "We are dedicated to providing women, of all legal ages, with the opportunity to boost their self esteem & enhance their physical appearance through cosmetic surgery at no cost," the site states. "While we at MyFreeImplants do not believe that physical beauty is all there is to a person, we do firmly believe that those with confidence in themselves and their appearance are more likely to be happy and content in their everyday lives. Please, let us help you to become all that you are capable of. Change your life for the better, one step at a time."

Eat your heart out, Sally Struthers.