Plastic surgeons should give movie stars a commission. After all, if it weren't for Jessica Simpson bending over in a pair of Daisy Dukes or close-ups of Brad Pitt's dreamy dimples, who else would make us mere mortals feel so ugly, fat, and inferior? Plastic surgeons just level the playing field a little. These cheekbones? Those pillowy lips? That perky little nose? Coming right up! So who are these stars that we all want to look like? Celebrity plastic surgeons Richard W. Fleming, M.D. and Toby G. Mayer, M.D. have unveiled their 10th annual list of "Hollywood's Hottest Looks," a survey of the most-requested celebrity features. Some are spot-on, some are unconventional but smart, and some are downright appalling. Read on to get the list and our thoughts-and tell us who YOU want to look like.

NOSE: Jennifer Connelly, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Alba

We say: Now this is surprising. Nicole Kidman's tiny upturned nose used to be the ideal, with Ashlee Simpson's rebuilt schnozz running a close second, but it looks like women are now favoring slightly fuller (i.e., more natural-looking) noses. Though Alba's nose is a bit on the flat side, Connelly and Lopez both sport strong, thick noses that are pretty if not conventionally so. Hopefully this will result in fewer fake noses with bridges the size of a paper clip-Joan Rivers, we're talking to you.

We say: Whether it's blond, red, or brunette, ladies want long, healthy-looking hair. Aniston's fine, highlighted locks are a perennial favorite, while Simpson's even got her own hair extension line. Cross, meanwhile, is the best thing to happen to redheads since Ginger Spice.

We say: When it comes to eyes, exotic and sultry are in. From Cruz's big chocolate brown bedroom eyes to Diaz's mesmerizing pale blue sparklers to Zeta-Jones's almond-shaped stunners, women are craving eyes that are unique, sexy, and mysterious.

We say: No surprise there. You could land a plane on Jolie's mouth, and ScarJo's pouty lips are the only thing that could possibly distract men from her D cups. Plus, it's nice to see Kate Winslet's luscious-but-not-pornographic lips getting the recognition they deserve. Hers is undoubtedly the most practical of the three.

We say: There's a lot of range here, from Stone's strong jawline, to Holmes's square-like chin, to Longoria's petite and ultra-feminine features. They're all great, but all so different.

We say: We'd rather have Knightley's uber-sexy cheekbones than Zellweger's fuller, overpronounced cheeks (it's like Russian model vs. a chipmunk), but Blanchett's dramatic cheekbones come a close second.

We say: No Jessica Biel? No Cameron Diaz? No Fergie? You've got to be kidding. Madonna's body is great (especially considering her age), but it's too muscular, while Beyonce is packing a bit too much heat in the thigh area (not that there's anything wrong with that). That leaves us with Berry, who admittedly does have one of the best bods in the business, and she's not afraid to show it either.

We say: We'd have thrown Courteney Cox or Nicole Kidman in there, but that's just us. Kate Hudson does have a healthy-looking beautiful golden glow, and Witherspoon's peachy fair skin always looks youthful and fresh. But Paris Hilton? Given the amount of sunbathing-and other harmful activities-she participates in, we'd hate to see what that skin looks like in 15 years.

NOSE: Jude Law, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jake Gyllenhaal

We say: Is it just us or do men want noses that are prettier and smaller than the ones the females chose? No matter-they're all good choices, though perhaps not terribly butch.

We say: Patrick Dempsey's crinkly baby blue eyes? Oh yes. Johnny Depp's soulful gaze? Bring it on. But Justin Timberlake? We frankly don't get it-they're not even HIS best feature. And where's the Keanu and Brad love?

We say: No girly chins here; the fellas want prominent, masculine chins. Sutherland's is a tad pointy for our taste, but maybe the guys are hoping some of that Jack Bauer power will come with it?

We say: Zach Braff? Really? What's next, Garry Shandling? Don't do it guys! By comparison, Kutcher's lips are lovely, if not exactly mouthwatering. Pitt, it should go without saying, is a specimen of human perfection and we'd give anything for his lips.

We say: Lots of variety here. You've got the long, curly scruffy artist 'do (which probably only works on Adrian Grenier), the short and spiky action hero cut, and the short and spiky yuppie cut. What do they all have in common? No receding hairline. (By the way, we think it's criminal that Patrick Dempsey and Josh Holloway didn't make this list.)

We say: All solid choices, especially Johnny Depp, aka the Keira Knightley of men. Again men seem to be wanting sculpted, masculine, and ultimately relatively natural features, whereas women opted for more dramatic looks.

We say: No argument here! These guys have got muscles galore. We'd elaborate, but we're too busy drooling over all the pictures.

We say: These men are all smooth operators, though we'd prefer it if Seacrest-and the men who want to look like him-left the self-tanner behind.