In Hollywood, the burning questions aren't "You get paid how much to jump around in tights?" or "Are you dating your co-star?" They are: "When did your eyebrows start touching your hairline?" and "Does Pamela Anderson know you've stolen her boobs?"

You can't go a week without seeing a suspiciously stacked, skinnier, refreshed, and tapered celebrity walking around as though nothing has happened. And while they may try to use the tried-and-true Day Spa/Push-Up Bra defense, we're not buying it. Meet the stitched-up celebs on our radar this week:

Hilary Duff: Were dental veneers a gateway drug into plastic surgery for the Duffster? AwfulPlasticSurgery.com points to Hilary's newly enlarged chest as evidence of a boob job, saying, "As if the much-hated horse teeth and nose refinement were not enough, cute Hilary Duff has apparently added some bolt-ons to her chest. They do not make her look curvier, they just look like oranges stuffed under her skin." We agree - her new breasts look like they're about to graze her chin.

Megan Fox: For those who don't know who Megan Fox is (i.e. women and gay men), she's the hottie "Transformers" actress who is getting comparisons to Angelina Jolie. Speaking of "Transformers," it's been speculated that Fox had her nose reshaped over the summer. "She looks great," writes Dr. Anthony Youn of CelebrityCosmeticSurgery.blogspot.com. "It appears natural and lets the other attractive features of her face stand out (her eyes, cheeks, and lips)."

Wayne Newton: There's a lot of action and hip-shaking on this season of "Dancing with the Stars," but one thing that never moves is contestant Wayne Newton's face. Is Mr. Las Vegas the victim of too much black hair dye and Botox? According to CelebrityCosmeticSurgery.blogspot.com, the answer is a resounding yes. Dr. Youn suggests that Newton most likely had Botox, a facelift, browlift, and an upper blepharoplasty. "As a plastic surgeon I would recommend that he let the Botox wear off a bit, avoid the sun and tanning, and focus on his great voice, not his dance moves," Youn writes.